17 Crazy Funny Cat Quotes to Make You Chuckle

Posted by ted@pethangout 09/12/2017 0 Comment(s)

17 crazy funny cat quotes to make you chuckle

Are you ready to be entertained?

We have put together 17 of the best cat quotes to be found with a picture to nail down the point!

After all, they say a picture IS worth a thousand words.

Pet Hangout encourages you to pick your fav and comment below.  Enjoy!!  

 

As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.  - Ellen Perry BerkeleyNoone really owns a cat.

 

 

I gave my cats a bath the other day … they love it. He sat there, he enjoyed it, it was fun for me. The fur would stick to my tongue, but other than that…  - Steve Martin

 

Getting my kitty ready for his bath

 

People who hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

 

If you hate cats, you might come back as a mouse

 

A cat can purr its way out of anything.  - Donna McCrohan

 

A cat can purr themselves out of anything

 

It is impossible to keep a straight face in the presence of one or more kittens.  - Cynthia E. Varnado

 

Its impossible not to smile in the presence of kitties.

 

 

Who needs television when you have a cat?   - Lori Spigelmeyer

 

Who needs a tv when you have a cat?

 

 

If you hold a cat by the tail, you learn things you cannot learn any other way.  - Mark Twain

 

 

You learn many things when you hold a cat by the tail.

 

 

Dogs come when they're called. Cats take a message and get back to you later. - Mary Bly

 

 

Dogs come running when you call; cats take a message

 

There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.  - Author unknown

 

There is no snooze button on a cat that wants breakfast

 

Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it. Author Unknown

 

The cat's motto is always make it look like the dog did it.

 

I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic. My husband said it was him or the cat . . . I miss him sometimes. - Author Unknown

 

My husband said its either me or the cat.

 

 

Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause the most inconvenience.

 - Pam Brown

 

Cats can always figure out the place to sit that causes the most inconvenience.

 

It's really the cat's house - we just pay the mortgage.  Author Unknown

 

It's not my home, it's the cats.

 

In ancient times cats were worshipped as Gods; they have not forgotten this.  - Terry Pratchett

 

Cats were worshipped as Gods in ancient times, they have not forgotten this.

 

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in. Will Rogers

 

Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting them back in.

 

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

 

You can't get 8 cats to pull a sleigh.

 

A man is like a cat; chase him and he will run - Sit still and ignore him and he'll come purring at your feet.

- Helen Rowland

 

Cats are like men, ignore them and they will come purring at your feet.


 

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