17 Crazy Funny Cat Quotes to Make You Chuckle

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We have put together 17 of the best cat quotes to be found with a picture to nail down the point!

After all, they say a picture IS worth a thousand words.

Pet Hangout encourages you to pick your fav and comment below.  Enjoy!!  

As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.  - Ellen Perry Berkeley

I gave my cats a bath the other day … they love it. He sat there, he enjoyed it, it was fun for me. The fur would stick to my tongue, but other than that…  - Steve Martin

 

People who hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

 

A cat can purr its way out of anything.  - Donna McCrohan

 

It is impossible to keep a straight face in the presence of one or more kittens.  - Cynthia E. Varnado

 

 

Who needs television when you have a cat?   - Lori Spigelmeyer

 

If you hold a cat by the tail, you learn things you cannot learn any other way.  - Mark Twain

 

 

 

Dogs come when they're called. Cats take a message and get back to you later. - Mary Bly

 

 

There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.  - Author unknown

 

Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it. - Author Unknown

 

I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic. My husband said it was him or the cat . . . I miss him sometimes. - Author Unknown

 

 

Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause the most inconvenience.

 - Pam Brown

 

It's really the cat's house - we just pay the mortgage.  - Author Unknown

 

In ancient times cats were worshipped as Gods; they have not forgotten this.  - Terry Pratchett

 

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in. - Will Rogers

 

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

 

A man is like a cat; chase him and he will run - Sit still and ignore him and he'll come purring at your feet.

- Helen Rowland

 

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