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Your kitty need to make some New Year Resolutions?
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1 - I will never ever EVER hiss at my human again.
2 - I will always cover up my stinky poop in the litter box.
3 - I will stop scratching up Mom’s expensive sofa.
4 - I will stop doing “bad kitty things” and blaming the dog.
5 - I will pick up my fur after I bite it off from a grooming session.
6 - I will stop stealing things and hiding them under the couch.
7 - I will stop chasing the family dog.
9 - I will quit picking fights with the newest member to our pet family.
10 - I will stop scratching up the door when it’s closed.
11 - I will not climb Mom’s real houseplants.
12 - I will notify Mom of any cat "throw up" BEFORE she steps in it in the middle of the night.
13 - I will NOT steal food off the kitchen bar.
14 - I will stop sleeping in the dog’s bed.
15 - I will not climb the curtains.
16 - I will keep my tail away from real candle flames.
17 - I will not drink out of the toilet - Mom gives me plenty of fresh water!
18 - I will not run in a room when my Mom doesn’t see me and get closed up in it.
19 - I will only trim my nails on real trees or scratching posts!
20 - I will not pee on important stuff when I’m mad at my humans.
21 - I will not play with the toilet paper and unroll all of it.
If your kitty can make some of these resolutions, I know they will be well on their way to becoming one of the best cats on the planet!
Personally, I'm making a resolution to stop picking on the new pet kids in the house and stop stealing things and hiding them under the couch...meow...prrrrrrr......
Tell next time peeps.....
sam the cat
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How about your cat?
What New Year resolution are they making?